Quote

"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose."

Winston Churchill



Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Results - Nilai Springs - 29th November 2011

Cannons all,

The day didn't start well with my alarm going off at 7am instead of the intended 6am and it didn't improve much as I hooked my first drive OB kind of setting the trend for most of the next 17 holes. But if my problems were bad they paled into insignificance compared to Andre who spent most of the morning touring south Selangor visiting places like Kajang, Putrajaya, Staffield and Nilai old town en route to joining us at the 9th. And to make matters worse he paid for his round TWICE. Andre. You owe Erol RM100.
 
NS was in good condition and with buggy on fairways for the most part the 12 LC's were all round in good time. The winner of the Monthly Medal was Bernhard Romahn with 38 points off the stick and 4 bonus points giving him a total of 42 points. The runner-up was Tony Morris with 37 & 4 for 41. The best gross was shot by Ted Parslow with 83 and the most golf was played by Alan Holegate. Bernhard is cut 4 and Tony 1. The full results and your adjusted H/C's can be found in tha attachment.
 
A word on Handicapping. Simon claimed that his H/C, advised as 19, should have been 20 since he played off 19 last week. In my haste to get to the first tee I had left the Data Sheet in my locker so couldn't dispute this. Simon, you were capped at 20; your USGA H/C being 17.
Tony protested that he should not have come second since Ray Funnell also had 37 off the stick and 27 on the back 9. Unfortunately Tony, the monthly medal game uses the "Bonus Points" to calculate the positions and on that basis you were second and you are indeed cut 1.
 
A LOOSE CANNONS Milestone. Last week Andrew Robinson became the first Loose Cannon to reach 250 games which I'm sure you will agree is a significant achievement. In recognition of this a small 'one off'' award is being arranged and will be presented to Andrew later this month.
 
Watch this space for next weeks game.
 

Friday, November 25, 2011

Next Game - Nilai Springs Golf & Country Club - 29th November 2011

Cannons all,

Golf next Tuesday will be at
NILAI SPRINGS GOLF & COUNTRY CLUB
Usual arrangements.
Be there by 07:30 latest.
This is the NOVEMBER TROPHY GAME
Names to Mike Smith soonest.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Results - Seri Selangor - 22nd November 2011

Loose Cannons Tuesday 22nd Nov 2011

 Results

                                                H/c      Score               B/9

1st        Andre Holmes             27        98  /  36                    Cut 4  (23)

2nd        Andrew Robinson       22        95  /  34           (21)  Cut 1 (21)               

3rd        Bernard Romahn         20        93  /  34           (16)     

4th        Tony Morris                23        96  /  34           (15)                 

5th        Hans Berger                17        96  /  28

6th        Vincent Vijay              31        112 / 27

7th        Simon Compton          19        101 / 25

8th        Alan Holgate               31        123 / 15

 

Accounts:

Cash collected:            RM 800

Course Costs:                                      (RM 640 )

Winner:                                               (RM   50 )

F & B costs:                                        (RM 335 )  (See below)

Whip round:                RM 240

 

Balance:                     RM   15

 

F & B

Wine x 3                     131. 00             Andrew

Beer x 2                       56. 00             Tony

Soft Drinks                 13. 80             Bernard

Salmon shioyaki          23. 40             Allan

Mixed fried set           26. 40             Andrew

Carbonara                   15. 00             Hans

Hot Hot Hot  (M)       17. 00             Tony

Hot Hot Hot  (L)        22. 00             Bernard

Lamb Shank               30. 00             Andre

                                  ………

                                  334. 60

                                  ………


Note from Editor: Tony Morris's report reads like a company Annual Financial Report ....... would be good to see some descriptive text on the golf game.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Change of Venue for Tomorrow's Game - Seri Selangor - 22nd November 2011

Cannons all.
URGENT NOTICE  from Tony Morris

Golf Tomorrow Tuesday 22nd Nov will be at:
           SERI SELANGOR

 
(Berungtung had a competion on
and I was unable to contact Beringin)

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Next Game - Bukit Beruntung - 22nd November 2011

Golf nest Tuesday 22nd November will be at :-
Bukit Beruntung G&CC, West Course.
This is the "easy course" according to Tony.
Usual arrangements.
Be there by 07:30 LATEST
Names to TONY MORRIS tonyinasia@hotmail.com

Results - Tasik Puteri Golf & Country Club - 15th November 2011

Cannons all.
16 turned up on a beautiful morning after heavy overnight rain and enjoyed the original 18 which played well despite the deluge. With not a lot of run off the tee the course played a little long but the greens were good if a little slow. It was a surprise therefore that so many poor scores were recorded. Golf's a funny game at times.
The clear winner was Hans Berger with the only respectable score of 41 points with Erol Akinci runner up with 33 points. The lowest gross was 86 by Kevin Wiggins and the most golf was played by Alan Holgate with 119. Hans is cut 5 and Erol 1.
The full results and your adjusted handicap can be found in the attachment.
Only 9 made it to the Equatorial for an excellent lunch.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Next game - Tasik Puteri Golf & Country Club - 15th November 2011

Cannons all.
Golf next Tuesday will be at :-
TASIK PUTERI GOLF & COUNTRY CLUB
Usual arrangements
Be there by 07:30 LATEST
M&M at the EQUATORIAL
Names to Mike Smith soonest

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Results - Perangsang Templer Park Golf Club - 8th November 2011

Loose Cannons 8th November Perangsang Templer



Results

1st        John Laidley               9          84  /  33           Cut 4   ( 5 )

2nd        Stevie Heong              19        96  /  33           Cut 1   (18)

3rd        Tony Morris                23        101 / 29

4th        Glen Wombwell          29        108 / 29

5th        Vincent Vijay              29        112 / 24

6th        Bernard Romahn         18        103 / 23

7th        Alan Holgate               31        120 / 18

8th        Richard Moss              31        121 / 18

9th        Barry Cousins             24        115 / 17



Accounts:

Carry over:                RM  24

Collected:                    RM 900 (TP 9 x  RM 100)

Club Costs:                                                     (RM 804 )

Winner:                                                           (RM  50 )

Balance:                     RM 70

Makan:                                                            (RM 351) approx

Makan whip round:     RM 180 + RM 50

Balance:                                                         ( -RM 51) approx, owing to Richard Moss!

Note: After settling what we thought was the final bill, another bill turned up after 4 players left. Hence 2nd whip of RM 50 (5 x RM 10)

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Next Game - Perangsang Templer Golf Club - 8th November 2011

Cannons all,

Golf next Tuesday will be at:-
PERANGSANG TEMPLER GOLF CLUB
Tee off at 08:00.
Be there by 07:30 LATEST
Names to TONY MORRIS tonyinasia@hotmail.com
This is a TP course so BRING YOUR BOOK.
M&M will be at the RSC Annex.
 
Tony says
"Collect RM 100 with book
RM 115 without book
Go to Annex for Makan"

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Results - Bukit Beruntung Golf & Country Club - 1st November 2011

Loose Cannons Tuesday 1st November
Bukit Beruntung Golf & Country Resort

Results                                                     
Bernard Romahn                     94  /  36           Cut 4              
John Laidley                           82  /  36           Cut 1              
Simon Compton                      92  /  34                                  
Ray Funnell                             101 / 33                            
Tony Morris                            98  /  32                      
Vincent Vijay                          105 / 31                                 
Erol Akinci                              98  /  29
Barry Cousins                         112 / 29
Jeff Pearce                              107 / 28
Klaus Kretzchmar                   110 / 25
Glen Wombwell                      112 / 25
Ben Webb                               102 / 18
Richard Moss                         121 / 18
Allan Holgate                         126 / 15
 
Accounts:
Cash collected:                        RM 1400        
Club Costs:                                                     (RM  984)
Makan “Equotorial”                                        (RM  507)
Makan Collection:                   RM  165         
Winners prize:                                                 (RM  50)
 
Carry over:                            RM 24