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"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose."

Winston Churchill



Friday, March 26, 2010

"Tuesday Tosser" Nominations

Later than usual but here are the nominations for the "Tuesday Tosser" This can be for anything that may have happened during the Loose Cannons Northern Tour and below are a few early nominations that were made verbally already:

  1. Glen Wombwell for joining the Tour and not letting the ‘Tuesday Convener' know
  2. Andrew Robinson for accepting Glen on tour and not letting the 'Tuesday Convener' know
  3. Raymond Keys for telling Mike Hughes that he would have a good day’s golf after he had only played the first two holes & played them well.
  4. Ray Funnell, for ‘whingeing’ at Stanley - (the head waiter). Stanley, who has worked at the resort since it was a ‘tin mine’, did an excellent job of serving us all. Ray ordered his fish & chips first, but did not receive them first
  5. Hans Berger for boasting that his wife had got up at the crack of dawn & made him breakfast before he left - fruit platter, black coffee and the rest.
  6. Benhard Romahn for slow play
  7. Andrew Robinson for playing a provisional ball with identical markings to his original ball and not being able to identify the correct ball

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